FRIENDSTER NAME FUN

This is cool. Sino nga ba nag-post nito...? Um... basta, someone did. Ah! A friend of mine from the states. Anyway, I found it funny. (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi) Here goes:

katrina - Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Katrina. (which of course, reminded me of my friend Marvin. Nye. But what the heck is "Marvin the Mountie"???)

kaye - Beanz Meanz Kaye.

kay - Drinka Pinta Kay A Day.

k - The K With The Hole. (this just cracked me up! Anyway, I tried out other names of friends:)

ina - Feel the Ina. (hahahaha)

kem - Solutions For a Small Kem. (erm... "small"????)

em-em - Semper Em-Em.

hajji - The Future's Bright. The Future's Hajji. (hm... oh-kay...)

orlando - Good to the Last Orlando. (bwahahaha!!)

Gerard - Make Fun of Gerard. (noooo!)

Hayden - Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Hayden. (yeah, we'll make hayden, all right! hahaha!)

Ewan - Wow! I Could Have Had an Ewan! (oh I wish!!)

Liam - Change Your Whole Liam.

Viggo - Recommended By Dr. Viggo. (hahahahaha!)

katrina - Does the Hard Katrina for You. (hm... I thought every name had it's own sloggan, but I did my name twice and got different results... which kinda killed my enthusiasm, yes?)

Another, from Hal:

Jedi name: Ok this is a two part name. To get your first name you take the first THREE letters of your LAST name, and then the first TWO letters of your FIRST name. Then to get your last name youtake the first TWO letters of your MOTHERS MAIDEN name, and then the first THREE letters of the TOWN you were born in.

Results: Jedi Master [ahem, ahem] Velka Alman (for Mandaluyong) or Velka Almun (for
Muntinlupa)

Love the name... hahahaha

Now, on to serious stuff...

In friendster, Agnes posted this thing about relationships and one category was something about things you should avoid in relationships. One of them is something about hang-ups about exes or something about emotionally unstable people.

Hello me.

I always said that I'll probably be with a guy who'll put up with my bullshit. Yknow, sort of, as a way to winnow through the jerks and creeps and liars. But, really, what kind of guy puts up with a whole lot of bullshit? Bullshit which I didn't even know I was doing? Nobody. So my little system is basically just a sure-fire way for me to stay alone. Which is fine. Whatever.

On eagle's wings I'll soar the sky

On bareback, I'll ride him high

Behind the wheel of a modern car

Speeding along, I'll drive so far

Strapped on a jet plane that flies

Overcoming long and distant miles

Atop a horse I'll urge a run

Trying to outdistance the sun

I'll travel hard, night and day

Anything just take me away/Anything just to get away