Post V-Day: Love Quotes… Or Not
(c/o 1/3 of the Magic Knights of which yours truly is also of ‘em)

Dati, hinahabol kita pero di mo ako pinapansin. Tapos isang araw, nawala ako, hinanap mo ako at tinanong, “Bakit ka nagsawa?” Ngumiti ako, “Hindi ako nagsawa. Natauhan lang.”

Puede mo akong lokohin pero wag kang magpapahuli sakin. Puede mo akong palitan pero siguraduhin mong mas mahal mo siya sa akin. Puede mo akong iwan pero siguraduhim mong kaya mo. Kasi pag ako sobrang nasaktan, wala ka nang babalikan.

Boys? Pag trip ka, magpapakilala. Kaibigan kuno hanggang pumorma na. Tapos pag nahulog ka na, ayun, good-bye na dahil sawa na sila. Pero dapat walang iiyak at smile lang tao. Punyeta, anong silbi ng karma?

I fell in love and got hurt but I didn’t shed too much tears nor did I ask him to love me again. Instead, I stood up proudly and said, “Ganyan talaga ang magaganda! Hindi bagay sa tanga!”

Simple lang para hindi ka masaktan. Kapag minahal ka, mahalin mo din. Kapag ginago ka, gaguhin mo. Pero kapag umiyak ka, tanga ka! Ginago ka na nga, iiyakan mo pa?

Pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, wag mo siyang sisihin! Kausapin mo siya ng harap-harapan at sabihin mong, “Ingat. Tanga ka pa naman.”

Masakit pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo. Pero wag kang magagalit ng husto. Kahit papano may pinagsamahan naman kayo, diba? Kaya for the last time, yakapin mo siya at ibulong mo, “Gago, kukulamin kita!”

Girls, talo daw tayo sa mga boys? Papayag kayo? Sige, pag niligawan tayo, sagot agad. Pag iniwan tayo? Okay lang. Kapat sinabi nilang, “Uy, ex ko.” Alam niyo sagot diyan? “Ay, ambisyoso.”

If the one you love doesn’t love you back, don’t get depressed. Just think about it for a while, maybe cry a bit, then wipe your tears and say, "Ang weird naman niya. Di pumapatol sa magaganda!"

You only got one life so live it well, one heard so take good care, one soul so keep it pure, one boyfriend? What a waste! Make it two or more! Sayang ganda natin!

Pag sinabi sayo ng mahal mo na ayaw na niya sa iyo, hayaan mo lang. Wag kang iiyak at magpapakagago! Imbis na iyakan mo siya, ngitian mo lang at sabihin mo ng ganito: “So, pano? Bye na! Naghihintay na ang kapalit mo!”

Who cares about break-ups? Oo nga, masakit, makirot sa puso. Pero tandaan mo: a break-up isn’t only an end to a relationship, it’s also a beginning of a new one and an end to a living hell called “ex”.

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A Text Message From Hana that seems to be going around: "13 days after Pacman's (Pacquiao?) victory, the Ultra stampede happened. 13 days after that, the landslide in South Leyte occurred... What tragedy will take place on March 2, 2006? Let's pray there'd be none. Please pass."

So what does that mean? That Pacquiao's victory instigated a whole lot of disasters? I think it's all coincidence... but I guess we'll have to see what happens on March 2 to be absolutely positively sure, eh?