Dear katrina velasco,
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Jangwen Primstone
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Wiciladith
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Glólindë
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Jidda
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Grong
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Gaff and Slasher
and your sword would be called Gomaithing

Take that, Tolkien :p