De-Stress

It's over. I've got a few days of freedom before Monday, when the list for the removals will be posted. The only plans I have before that is a dinner with my high school barkada tonight and some planning meeting with a certain organization whole day tomorrow. I also got some summer things-to-do and hopefully, I will be able to do them all this summer.

10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

10. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9. Augh, there go the lights again!

8. Ooops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500mL of this stuff before?

7. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

6. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

5. That's cool. Now, can you make his leg twitch?

4. Okay, now take a picture from this angel. This is truly a freak of nature.

3. She's gonna blow!

2. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!

1. Accept this sacrifice, oh Great Lord of the Darkness...

Rocket Science

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specially to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collision with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin - like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken."